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Yes its fucking mamorial day!No school and the whole day to do what ever the fuck I want exept for the fact im almost broke (*what can I do with $6?*)im gonna spend most of the day out in the woods and im bout ready to head out and its 7:35 so a c ya!
  • Current Music
    Fooly cooly episode 7

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You are this kinky:


90%

Your kinky flirt buddy is... name_less_soul
Your kinky play mate is... dancinqt4life21
Your kinky lover is... krissymeeee333
Your kinky pimp is... amybelle101
You will die from an STD by the time you are 20: False
This many people want to be kinky with you: 37,239,700
Out of your kinkiness you earn: $238,048

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retard=you not cooking!?!
Kid=ya i do
retard=ah ah
(curtins start burning fire)
kid=ba ba ba aba baba ba ab
rescuer runs down hallway yelling =PORKCHOP SANDWHICHES!!!
(*rescuer gets in kitchen*)
rescuer=O SHIT!!GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT!!! FUCK WERE ALL DEAD!!!!GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!
(*all leave burning house*)
rescuer=my god did that smell good!
retard=Theres no going and you tell me do things I done runnin'
(*closes in on recuers face*)
GI Joe!!!!!!!!

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1. Who are you?I'm home
2. What do you look like?a kiss with open eyes
3. What's your secret? Im talented at breathing especislly exhaling
4. What do you want to be? Scalped,sutered made whole again
5. What can you do?leave while theres still hope for escape
6. What can't you do? cut my wrists and black my eyes
7. Where do you live? In the belly of a squid
8. What is love? what was it ever
9. What is friendship? all at once the music stops
10. What are you afraid of? every time I quit
12. What would you do with a million dollars? Id buy you a monkey
13.What would you say to someone who loves you? I taste you on my teeth (*falls down laoughing*)
14. What would you tell your enemies? hoplessness is your cell
15. What do you want to do? Say hello to good times
18. What questions do you ask? Wanna take a ride?
19. What advice would you give? get out of this place while we still have time
20. What mistakes do you make? My hopes are so high
21. What do people think or say about you? Make him notice.....with both fists
22. What do you want? My dirty little secret...who has to know
  • Current Music
    The Mark Inside (carousal)

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Alias= copy of resident evil
Lost=HOLY FUCK I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
american idol=Same as lost (*Bo!!!!*)
Pistons game=not a sports guy

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Orchestra concert was boring .Then my mom was 20 munites late tp pick us up so we walked home then we got grounded what the fuck!
  • Current Mood
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Random racist jokes:

1.What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill
jail break.

2.Theres a black guy and a mexican in the back of a car who is driving?
The cops.

3.Whats faster then a black guy with a stolen T.V.?
His little brother with a stolen VCR.

4.What is the difference beetween a dead dog on the road and a dead black person on the road?
There are brake marks leading to the dog.

5.What do you say when its 12:00 p.m. and your T.V. starts to float out the window?
drop it niger!

Im sorry to anyone I hurt or offended.
  • Current Music
    NInja in the night (look it up its FAH)

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This weekend sucks and I havent updated so im also stealing it hillary lmao

your favorite]
-- Cartoon :Inuyashia
-- Color : red (go figure)
-- Slushy Flavor :Cherry
-- Magazine :Wizard
-- TV Show :Lost
--Song at the moment :Ohio is for lovers
-- Language :(thats a queer question)Japanese
-- Food & Beverage :Big Mac and a pepsi
-- Subject in School :Science (fire)
-- Weekend Activity :Airsoft
-- Ice Cream Flavor :I have to agree Superman
-- Roller Coaster :Space shot

[ what is ]
-- Your most overused phrase on aol:lol
-- The last thought you go to sleep with : lately its been hope tommorow is better then today
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex :Favorite Music style
-- The Best Name for a Butler :Pedro
-- The wussiest sport :Dunguns and Dragons (because thats a sport to some people)
-- Your best feature :a..........(*falls over*)
-- Your bedtime :a 1:00 what else thats when inuyashia goes off
-- Your worst fear:Arsin
-- Your greatest accomplishment :beating Final Fantasy 7 in only 63 hours
-- Your most missed memory :o.....a.....Sega R.I.P.

[ you prefer ]
-- Single or group dates :For a first date group,second-????? Single
-- Adidas or Nike :My A-didas!!
-- Chicken nuggets or chicken fingers :Chicken fingers
-- Dogs or cats :Dogs
-- Rugrats or Doug :a...Rugrats duh
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea : neither
-- Chocolate or vanilla : depends
-- Hot chocolate or hot cocoa :Arent they both the same?
-- Cappucino or coffee : Cappucino

[ do you ]
-- Take a shower everyday? : Yuppers
-- Do you think you've been in love? :hum.....(*2 hours later*)"wait what were am I?"
-- Want to go to college? : yes
-- Like high school? : I don't know yet
-- Want to get married : yes
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys? : yes
-- Believe in yourself? : sometimes
-- Have any tattoos/where? : no
-- Get motion sickness? : no
-- Think you're a health freak? : no
-- Get along with your parents? : most of the time-- Like thunderstorms? : yes

[ the future ]
-- Age you hope to be married : 20
-- Number and Names of Children : 1 or 2 aaa..Dany and Reno
-- Where do you see yourself in five years? : college
-- How do you want to die? : Be eatin alive by zombies
-- What do you want to be when you grow up? : Rock star (lead vocals)
-- What country would you most like to visit? : Australia

[ opposite sex ]
-- Best eye color? :Bdosent matter
-- Best hair color? : Black
-- Short or long hair? : w/e
-- Best height? : slitly smaller
-- Best weight? :just not fat
-- Best articles of clothing? :?
-- Best first date location? : idc
-- Best first kiss location? : idc
-- What facial feature do you find the most attractive? : I would also have to say eyes

[ other ]
-- When's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? :a.....2nd grade
-- How many rings until you answer the phone? :till the answering machine
-- What's on your mouse pad? : Inspire logo
-- How many houses have you lived in? : two
-- How many schools have you gone to? : 2
-- What color is your bedroom carpet? :greenish blue light
-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one thing
(not person) with you what would you take? :A fucking jet to leave in what else?
-- What was the best time of your life so far? : 4th grade
  • Current Music
    Ohio is for lovers